上:天下英雄豪杰到此俯首称臣 \d@5*q
下：世间贞烈女子进来宽衣解裙 \d@5*q
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横批：天地正气 \d@5*q
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上:脚踏黄河两岸手拿机密文件 \d@5*q
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下:前面机枪扫射后面炮火连天 \d@5*q
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横批:爽 \d@5*q
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上：大开方便之门 \d@5*q
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下：解决后股之忧 \d@5*q
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横批：众屎之地 \d@5*q
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上：有小便，宜 \d@5*q
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下：得大解，脱 \d@5*q
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横批：鞠躬尽瘁 \d@5*q
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上：畅通上下 \d@5*q
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下：雅集东西 \d@5*q
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横批：新陈代谢 \d@5*q
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上：来前百步紧 \d@5*q
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下：出后一身松 \d@5*q
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横批：愉悦身心 \d@5*q
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上：静坐觅诗句 \d@5*q
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下：放松听清泉 \d@5*q
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横批：清静世界 \d@5*q
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上：最适低吟浅唱 \d@5*q
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下：不宜滥炸狂轰 \d@5*q
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横批：讲究卫生 \d@5*q
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上：小坐片刻，便会放松意念 \d@5*q
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下：清闲一会，即成造化神仙 \d@5*q
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